Thursday, May 31, 2007

Christian Rock Earp

Or how I learned to love Kevin Costner's Wyatt Earp. It's no Tombstone. No doubt.

The Good Shepherd was eggscellent. An Inconvenient Truth was also very good although Chris and I both felt a little dated only just 1st watching it this week.

Working on house. Tired. Working on work. Tired. But it's all good tired. Like really fullfilling in my life although I don't really have time to have a life life tired.

Life life.

So La Lohag is addicted to OxyContin now? Join the club. I mean, who isn't?

Frenchies are the way for me to blow $3500 to happiness!

Friday, May 25, 2007

Neutering Cats! (cha!!!)

Yet another hour wasted on the phone with UPS. Office jobs rule it?!

Best part of last night, aside from A+ setup, being home and sitting in bed with Hubs and Pups. And then saying how A+ Setup is the best band in Arkansas ever period. Whoops, sorry The Tickle. They were really good too. I didn't cover my mistake very well.

If this lake weekend happens, it'll be a miracle and damn if I don't need a miracle about now. I hate UPS. At least I'm having a quasi-good hair day. Quasi was a fun band too.

I'm about ready to give it up and start writing for cartoons. Funny how that's become my new lifegoal. Northwest Arkansas should have an oracle around here. I need an oracle consultation.

Ain't it a good thing, I'm not making any promises.

Last night reminded me why I'm glad I was all balls to the wall and partially insane as a teenager and young adult. I still relish getting older though. God, make me wise.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Baby I don't need your cash, moma got it all in hand

I have been so absent! Sorry! We have been so busy!

I'm swimming in agate currently and the world is just so...right. God I love life.

In other news, The Cat's Meow was Excellent. God I just want to eat up Eddie Izzard with a spoon and have sex with him! How come then I can't stand The Riches?!?

Hot Springs Lake here we come. I need a vacation. Things are happening the way they're supposed to. God won't let my life pass me by. I trust. I trust.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

the world is a vampire

So I drink too much coffee and it doesn't help, just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. What would help is if I went to bed on time and slept well while I was there but since I don't/can't, I've given up on coffee (except for iced coffee on the weekend). Instead, I decided I would fitfully rise to the Smashing Pumpkins, Mastodon, and any other metal/guitar driven bands until I forced myself to BE AWAKE in the mornings. So far it isn't working very well but admittedly it works about as well as the coffee.

I wish I were home with Bubs today.

Sunday, May 13, 2007


So work requires us to take this Sales Dogs class and yada ya but there's this theory, baiscally of positive thinking, basically of the law of attraction, you know, Celestine Prophecy kind of thing. You think of something, you desire something, you wish and pray and wish and pray for something and it's there, as you know, it's just there waiting for you around the corner.

So since I've taken real life marketing 101 since birth, I'm using the class for other purposes. And it's working. Strangely enough, it really is working. And I love it. And I bought a chakra prism set to celebrate. ha!

My tomatoes are three fold since. It helps that I talk to them. Have to go buy some cages today. Weekend guests and graduation parties were fun. It was good to meet families of friends who are basically family. And it's mother's day and my mom and dad are in Ireland and now that we know the power of GPS, I would have bought her one for their driving trip but I guess I'll just keep saving for us one and me an ipod shuffle. If I don't get some music while gardening this summer, it's going to be too hot for me to want to get out there. And now they come in lime!!

Friday, May 11, 2007

I came out, I said hi

I love you I love you I love you I love you.

People can't change; not sobriety, not prayer, not discipline, not education, not deliverance, not trumpets, not existentialism, not poetry, not Bjork, not dragons' breath, not Pottery Barn, not acid trips, not power sales, not Gucci suits, not cannibalism, not inventory adjustments, not crystal ships, not soul patrol, not chakra testing, not clown cars, not hurricane force winds, not china patterns, not stealing, not PhDs, not wedding rings, not miniature Coke cans, not mother's love, not prom, not orchid Fridays, not house cats, not street urchins, not magic lamps, not Woody Allen, not Flowers for Algernon, not you and not me.

But that's okay. I forgive it all. I love you I love you I love you I love you.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

May the Force Be with You Donald

The Humane Society Dog Walk thing was fun this morning. Lots of doggies. Lots of Wilbur. We found Louisa, Wilbur's soon to be companion. We've just got to get more settled.. I can't wait!!

I love love love Woody Allen. LOVE his movies. Deconstructing Harry must be one of my favorites. And God, the Jedi Bar Mitzvah. Wow. What a film. After Melinda and Melinda, on the dvr list, I think I'll have seen them all. I like being a completionist with my favorite authors, and even though Woody Allen is film, I consider him right up there. Makes me wish I had more Jewish understanding. The best 2 lines are back to back:

"The Jews haven't sufferd enough without being depicted as homocidal cannibals."
"He's betting everything on physics and pussy."

Friday, May 4, 2007


I can't stop listening to Emily.

Or Dexy's Midnight runners!! Woo!!

Sun is out, plans are in motion for the weekend, my flowers are all psychadelical in color, plans are set for the whole month of May: this is the best time of my life. Right now. This second. The butterflies in my stomach are almost too much. Good thing my work has mandatory meditation (which I take outside) to clear our minds and rechannel the energy in our chakras (which SamRex, are not all in my bathsuit areas, haha). What a load. I gotta remember to buy a prism set before I ever leave here.

Wilbur graduated from Beginner Obedience School and just in time too. An old philosphy professor of mine, aptly dubbed The Mad Hatter, teaches intermediate! I couldn't handle it.

So we celebrated Cinco d Mayo early last night with margaritas, nachos, and a mariachi band at Friday's. Haha. We've become suburbia.

Hope friends come over for graduation festivities next weekend. And then LR. And then Hot Springs. And then, baited breath.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

i told you so

but i lied.

Last night's dream was awful. Made me late for work. I beat up a girl I've never even seen before. In a cabin in the woods. Anne was there. We were all being hunted. Strange.

As much as I love Eddie Izzard, I just can't get into The Riches. But I love Eddie Izzard. It's hard but I know it's all Minnie Driver's fault. I hate Minnie Driver. She's right up there with Julia Stiles.

I need to get away. I gotta get away!!!!

Memorial day weekend and the lake, plans is plans. Thank you LORD!

Looking forward to whatever Thursday brings, even if it means missing puppy school 2 weeks in a row. Whoops. I do feel bad. But he is just a dog.