Thursday, April 30, 2009

Let me have it all

Also I forgot:

I really hope this is a horror movie. Please God let it be a horror movie. How awesome is this poster?!?!?!

I'm a big Lars Von Trier fan. And Willem Dafoe. Did anyone ever see this? My BFF Brenticus made me watch this because he's badical.

Fishing with John on the waaaaaattttteeeeerrrrr!!!!

Now everybody say, "Bootsy"


A kiss from your lily white lips

So last night I had to reveal a very embarrassing fact about myself. I have absolutely no memory of my first kiss nor who it was with.

I really can't believe it either! As Husband pointed out, the first was probably rapidly followed by the second, third, fourth, etc. Which was probably true. I liked kissing boys. My dad would've killed me. But it was just me growing up. And it lasted until Husband and now I'm finally content. But it's interesting when I think on it. I'm not nearly the sexual being I was even 5 years ago. Yes, I still like to get freaky (deeky), but I guess now that my life has value, or so it feels, and it's not all about the experience. Maybe it is. And it's definitely not vanilla, but it's just, I don't know, important. Valuable. It's not about holding on for dear life and is, in fact, all about letting go. And being absolutely free. It's beautiful.

Quality over Quantity it seems.

So first kiss, whoever you were out there, sorry you just weren't that important enough to remember you. I'm sure you were a very sweet boy. But please, if we ever meet again, don't ever bring this up. I don't want to blush in remembering it was you afterall. And don't ever, ever ask me my number.

Tastes good on the bun

You can never convince me to drink homemade blueberry pomegranate schnapps and soda again. Ever. I may have been a little wee bit irrational.

And for that other little lady in your life, I present Della!

I still can't figure if it's a real computer or not. Just micro sized for our little women hands??? Has anyone ever seen my hands?? They're huge!!!

Anyway I think I like this? They definitely win me over with the colors. That's for sure. My poor laptop only has this sticker to decorate it, but it's a badass sticker and that makes me feel better--

She's so pretty there. So weird. So pretty.

Bowie's "I'm Afraid of Americans" just came on Pandora. I totally forgot how amazing that song is!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Nappy Dugout

Ha ha I hate Teri Hatcher. She reminds me of ole smash face, Julia Stiles.

So THIS, or at least the caption, is really funny.

But then they go and hate on Tilda Swinton, who I adore, although she's always an easy target. Hey! We all love Viktor & Rolf. But yes, those shoes are so wrong for that dress.

I can hear my mother call, I can hear my mother call

Husband likes this commercial. I like the thought of robots taking over the world. We both win!

And speaking of badical:

OMG, I hope your computer has HiDef. This is so utterly terrifyingly amazing. Very Dark Knight. Very awesome. It's called Carousel and it's a short film/commercial.

You got to get on the good foot. Punch it. Punch it.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!

Always be grateful for criticism, Su-Lauren.

You're gorgeous,
The Universe

Thanks Universe, I needed that check.

So Husband and I have compromised. We're trading in my Honda Element for a MINI Cooper S Hardtop with Sunroof. We can't decide on color yet. Stay tuned for more!


Here's another favorite Looney Tunes cartoon of mine.

What's up Doc? Na na na na na What's up Doc?

Also, hate your co-workers so much you never want to leave your cubicle?


Monday, April 27, 2009

Swing down sweet chariot and let me ride

Since there are so many of them, I'm just posting the Facebook link to the photos from Anne's baby shower. So much fun!!!

Scuba lessons Friday were the bomb!!! Can't wait to start cert. classes!

Debating the Mini Cooper convertible and the VW Eos (or Bug, I still really like the Bug). We have decided to sell my orange Honda Element (the Hell-ement) and get a sporty convertible. Because we want to. Only debating because there's not a Mini dealer in Arkansas and we have to drive to Memphis to look at one. Otherwise it would have been a done deal years ago!

Vroom Vroom!

Friday, April 24, 2009

Starchild here, straight from tha Mothaship

A few fun Friday things. I did not mean for these to be put one after the other, but you know, hey, when in Rome...

Baby Making: Yesss

Baby Shaking: Nooooo

tell it to your father, tell it to your sister too

I heart Sufjan Stevens. Here's one more reason why. Thanks Hubs.

With a name like Su-Lauren, people are bound to try and throw some x, ys, and zs in there. I can sympathize!!!

Tonight it first scuba lesson then cooking party food to the all time classic, my all time favorite, Wu-Tang's 36 Chambers of Death!!!

Thanks Hubs for bringing the ruckus!!!

Something's coming over me

Sometimes I just can't help myself.

Last night I come home to find Husband has finished working on the broken tile in our hallway. He's really handy and that's very awesome, and sexy.

We go out and meet friends to spend the lovely rest of the afternoon on a patio. Good conversation. Good times. Sadly, I find out one of my dear friends is moving back to California, which is great for him, but he didn't get the job he wanted and he's just going to figure it out. He's amazing so I have no doubt. I teased him about dating my BFF curly haired California cutie Sweet Pee. He blushed. At least I think he did. He's very tan.

More friends joined us. They are getting married in March and it's a wonderful match. I had to apologize for venting my frustration at my birthday that marriage is hard and although always rewarding, can be very frustrating at times. Thank God for make-up sexy times. I developed the theory of 5.9%. For all the span of a life with your partner, there will always be that 5.9% of something that will rise up to get in the way.

Did I pick the right partner? Etc etc blah blah and blah.

We all laughed at this because, at the table, we were all married, going to be married, and/or divorced. Men and women. This is life as you get older. Everyone at the table has experienced this.

I would have never gotten so happily married if I hadn't taken a chance on Husband. He was in no way Husband material but I saw the potential in him. And I have never seen potential in anyone like I see in him daily.

He, in turn, took a chance on a crazy, commitment-phobic girl. And accepted me. And made me less crazy. Always eccentric. Less and less crazy.

We both had big walls to climb to meet each other even halfway. But I pushed. And I pushed. And even when it terrified the hell out of me, I pushed.

I look forward to having a family with this man. This man I have questioned being with since the start because I never thought I had the potential to be my best like I knew he had the potential to be his. I love how he proves me wrong. And I cherish how wonderful and secure he makes me feel.

I don't question anymore. Haven't in a while. I love being able to say that. And I know I talk marriage a lot. It's just that it's so formative. I'm such a young soul that I'm still so awed by everything. State of my nation indeed. I still can't fully wrap my brain around everything and I ha!

And so, we're already making plans for California next year. Gets in the way of baby-making. But maybe that's ok. I don't think we've figured that one out yet. But ask me again after the baby shower this weekend.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Travelling swallowing dramamine

So I've been out of pocket sick the last few days. Now back at work with The Black Keys to keep me company. Particularly the song "Strange Times." Very Black Sabbath. I loves it.

Anyway planning Fanny's baby shower this weekend. To welcome our little man Anson into the world I am cooking lots of yummy food and we are having a circus themed shower. Complete with peanuts. No joke!!

I plan on having a little of this as well. Yummy yum times!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Nappy Dugout

Here's your Friday piece of happiness. Trust me it's worth watching all the way through. Volume down. Totally safe for work. Pure genius. Weird Science.

Me, I'm about to head out to camp for Ed's 30th birthday. See you suckers on Monday!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Hear my mother call

I can't decide what I like more:

The wolf mask wearing melodica player,


The saggy man-diapers,


The synchronized line dance sequence


The guy with the ripped up in all the right places long-johns


The obvious white masked Voodoo tongue flicker.

Cosmic Slop is also the best song title of alltime.

birds of a feather are flocking outside

Oh Lindsey. I love you.


Also, I know this guy. His name is Nick. This was at the first annual bacon day.

It's the wolfman's brother coming down on me

Being a fan of the jungle boogie as well as the barely there, I find these commercials to be rather funny, in a "they can show naked boobies on television in Europe" kind of way.

I personally like how she's petting the hairless kitty at the end. Ha HA!

Link here.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

A long time ago, we used to be friends

Got to be my favorite song of right now. And yesterday as well.

Thanks Dandy Warhols.

ALSO! THIS IS FRICKIN' AMAZING!!!!! I am so in lurrrrrve!

A Seven Nation Army Couldn't Hold Me Back

This makes me so happy on the inside AND the outside!!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Death by chocolate...and torture

I am exhausted bc of work drama. Instead, I spent the weekend with Thursday night at the opening of the Arkansas Travelers, with Friday off and running errands with Husband then dinner out, with Saturday off running errands, emergency trip to the ER (my Uncle is ok, thank God), and dinner with friends and bebe Jellybean Syd, with Sunday with family for Easter lunch.

Before that was hard bc of work drama. I don't expect that to change much this week.

Anyway, enough about me. I'm not that interesting right now. Visit America Blog. They've got some great topics to discuss.

Or the quick route:

Watch this.

Read this. It's hilarious.

This is really interesting.
I would hope for more from Coretta Scott King.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

send me to Moscow

I heart Urban Cammo.

Today is practically my Friday bc I don't have to come to work tomorrow! Thanks, getting your birthday off and postponing it until your Husband also gets off work, work!

So lots of joyful Friday posting.

Here. Shocked it's not in velvet.

Whoops forgot to title this sucker

So we just got around to watching SNL with Seth Rogan on it last night. A few things were funny:

Although Like a Boss had nothing on this (sadly, edited version):

it was still pretty good.

This was amazing though! Truly psychedelic and I love it! (see below)

As if everyone knew exactly what I was talking about

She's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes.

She makes the sign of a teaspoon; he makes the sign of a wave.
This guy went to my university. His unofficial nick name is Joe Fun. That is the word "Fun" tattooed on his neck. He was always entertaining to say the least and he knows a deep secret of mine. He must. It was all over both our faces. A nice spring day. Coming out of the basement of Kimple. Those lipstick red shoes wore the worst blisters on my feet and it was all entirely worth it.

Ha and this is what happens to guys who grow moose-taches!

I, in no way whatsoever, support But, waste.

Rain or shine, we're f-ing up some opening night Travelers tonight!!!

Monday, April 6, 2009

That girl's alright with me

Who doesn't like banana humor?

I just learned the phrase, "Weenie Bikini," this weekend. Thanks.

Grilled lobster tail dinner for my birthday was wonderful. Thanks Hubs.

Brew tour was fun. Glad people could come and be bored with me. Beer beer beer beer! haha. Party was fun. All in all I'm glad my birthday's over. I'm ready to grow up a little more lately. It's just too hard to try and stay hip anymore.

I'll take baseball and gardening. And Hello Tax Return!! You mother f-ing pine trees in my yard are going DOWN!

Friday, April 3, 2009

They say it's your birthday

Today is my 29th birthday!

This is my birthday email from Husband. God how I love him. My favorite phrase is "Scrooge McDuck style." Sadly the audience that gets it is slowly dwindling.

My dad called too and sang "Happy Birthday Baby" to me. He's awesome. My mom won't call for another 2 days because since she almost died having me, she thinks my birthday is April 5th. Somehow I find this awesome. And I love her for it. My friends are all great in their bday wishes.

I just need to get my neck in order and have a good weekend. So far my neck is still in a lot of pain.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

"cause she knows that it's demanding to defeat those evil machines

I have thrown my neck out so that I look like Thriller night just trying to stay afloat. I need a neck brace.

Really ouch.

This is terrifying. Yes, that's right. A razor and a vibrator. You guessed right. And the email sending it to me used the term "Wizard Sleeves." That's amazing.

How much ibuprofen equal a soma? I need soma.

Okay my Thriller reference is about as witty as I'm going to get right now. I need a karate chop to the neck stat.