"cause she knows that it's demanding to defeat those evil machines

I have thrown my neck out so that I look like Thriller night just trying to stay afloat. I need a neck brace.

Really ouch.

This is terrifying. Yes, that's right. A razor and a vibrator. You guessed right. And the email sending it to me used the term "Wizard Sleeves." That's amazing.

How much ibuprofen equal a soma? I need soma.

Okay my Thriller reference is about as witty as I'm going to get right now. I need a karate chop to the neck stat.