Thursday, February 26, 2009

Tired of myself, Tired of this town

Because we are a fire fighter family, I can not stop laughing at this.

Go team Everett and Angelo!

Oh my my. Oh hell yes.


Oh black coffee induced heartburn. Ouchy. Ouch.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

And the beat goes on...everlasting

New favorite website!

The death cakes are the best.

Ahem Ahem. All you loser 40+ year old douche bags who can't understand a good thing when she's yours...suck it! And choke on it! and gag!

I'm sorry but at 40+ if you're still single, there's got to be something seriously wrong with you. I used to be open to giving every guy a chance. Every last lothario, D&D nerd, with kids, divorced, (never still living at home), so environmentally conscious he doesn't own a car, pool hall, corporate, hippie, convenience store clerk, with dreams that his band could tour the world and so won't get a real job. Because guys are fun. Men are great.

But really, 2 friends in the same week succumb to the loser douchebag-iness? I just don't get it.

In other news, I heart trouser pants.

AND THESE (which are so not safe for work)!

I heart Michael Cera!

The kid is from Arkansas!

The funny guy from Pineapple Express!

Fly on Little Wing

Bdog and Milla. This is not helping me not want a bebe.

Just found out another couple of friends is pregnant too! But I can't say more open congrats bc it's really early. But I know she reads this and I'm super stoked for them both!!!!!


Ready to go to Florida to watch some Cardinals Spring Training. How amazing are my cousins with all their baseball connections. I have to find me some blanky-blank foam fingers for my baby girls!


Glad I could help cheer Piper up and get her a date on Sunday. Hope I can do the same for Sweet Pee, my lovely lady lumps.


If you're in the Fort, go see my buddy, Sam Rex.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Got funky like a UFO


Awwwwwwww FRIDAY!

And in case you didn't get my email...

Funk On!

Dior's 2008 Fall Couture Collection. You had me at hello lover.


Drooooool some more...

I used to collect all things vintage accessory. Hats, purses, jewelry. While I still have some choice hats and all my grandmother's opera gloves (she was a regular at the Waldorf Astoria, care of my grandpa and Electrolux, circa 1950s and 1960s), I have refined my collecting to jewelry. Las Vegas is like a total freakin' goldmine for me when I get to get off the strip. Completes me.

Had one cup of coffee this morning. Am now, 3 hours later, shaking uncontrollably. Couldn't have anything to do with my pseudophedrine overdose could it? I'm so ready to get rid of this head cold. I'm over it!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Bless this mess!

Calves running are awesome.

And Zoloft!

So I've decided that the "L" in calf should no longer be silent. We've all suffered enough!

Calf Calf Calf. Say it out loud and be proud! And it's okay to giggle often.

Who doesn't need a giggle?


Woah! So just trying to find a cute image of a calf to put up I've come across waaaaay too many hideous images of genetically defected animals. Hydrocephalus calf with a half jaw? No thanks...

Kool-Aid humor rules!


Cold Blooded in my Dictionary!

Until the really "great" stuff comes along, Su-Lauren, do the not-so-great stuff.

The not-so-great stuff always leads to the great stuff. Whereas doing nothing pretty much leads to nowhere.

And do it with a passion -
The Universe

I love it!
So I'm back from San Diego and Chrissy and all her loverly life there. I miss it but I'm glad to be home where I could not fight my devil cold anymore. I missed like 3 days of work snotting my behind off and reading.

Read: Smashed, which was rather excellent.

Read: Watchmen which was so much better in premise than in actual book form. Eek! Sorry! Don't be haters! I am really looking forward to the movie at the IMAX!

Anyway so I've been busy. I've been gone. I've been sick. But I have so many stories...

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Have you seen her?

Have you seen her?

I love stuff like this. Greed isn't a real perfume. But, you know, why not make a commercial for it?

Monday, February 9, 2009

don't tell me a woman did this to you

It's not that I want to run away. It's that I want to disappear completely. Become invisible, just for a little while.

Hand of God. Where are you?

Monday, February 2, 2009

You Know They Call Him The Streak!

The best part of the Super Bowl, last night, in case you missed it.

Stanley might have to wait. We're developing plans currently to kidnap Owen. He's my favorite little elf boy!

Night Speaks to a Woman

I LOVE it!

Especially the question Renata asks, "Why the Bible, why not the Constitution?" And I think it's a very good question.

Sweet Pee, I don't have any summery clothes. Looks like this lady is going shopping before coming to Cali!!!

I will call you this week to get our plans in order!

Busy Bee! It's the first of the month, wake up wake up wake up.