Tuesday, February 24, 2009

And the beat goes on...everlasting

New favorite website!

The death cakes are the best.

Ahem Ahem. All you loser 40+ year old douche bags who can't understand a good thing when she's yours...suck it! And choke on it! and gag!

I'm sorry but at 40+ if you're still single, there's got to be something seriously wrong with you. I used to be open to giving every guy a chance. Every last lothario, D&D nerd, with kids, divorced, (never still living at home), so environmentally conscious he doesn't own a car, pool hall, corporate, hippie, convenience store clerk, with dreams that his band could tour the world and so won't get a real job. Because guys are fun. Men are great.

But really, 2 friends in the same week succumb to the loser douchebag-iness? I just don't get it.

In other news, I heart trouser pants.

AND THESE (which are so not safe for work)!

I heart Michael Cera!

The kid is from Arkansas!

The funny guy from Pineapple Express!

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