Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Where are we having brunch?

I wish I had bought anything off of Handle & Spout, than Gold Saturn.

Although Gold Saturn was cute, getting the items (1 short headband, 1 long headband) took about a month and they were very cheaply made. I don't even know if they'll make 1 wearing but they were so much trouble to get I'm holding on to them. What I really want is this white leather link necklace...

Shamon! Shamon!

The rest of the day, and your life, are on me.

The Universe

Ok I know, but I can't get the MJ out of my head! I love it! My friend Will is throwing a MJ's Greatest Hits party Thursday night. I am very much looking forward to it.

In other news, it's amazing what a 10 degree drop will do for a person! It's been 100+ for over 7 days here in Central Arkansas and then bam! last night it dropped to the low 90s and it feels like we actually live on Earth again. Amazing. I can't wait to get outside after work today and mess around. It was soo friggin' hot on the lake this weekend. Warm bath water ain't my style!

My BFF Fanny is about to have her baby. I am mucho excited to meet little Anson!! I think that party all goes down about July 8th!

And in best personal news, I have learned how to sleep again, thanks to my trusty aid: The New York Times daily crossword puzzle App on Hub's iphone. Turns out I just need to exhaust my brain in order to sleep well at night. Who'da thunk it?

It was supposed to be so easy...

Friday, June 26, 2009

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

You know it's 3 weeks, I'm going insane!

You are now the greatest, Su-Lauren, you have ever been.

Which makes me, the greatest I've ever been.

Wasn't this whole thing a great idea?

Tickled pink,

The Universe

Thanks Universe. I needed that. I am so ready to sleep. Things I've discovered as of late:

-Going completely cold turkey on beef was awful. Last night I had a regular hamburger, all the fixins' minus the mayo (I figure now, if it ain't some flavored aioli, I ain't interested) and oh. oh mother. oh mother mia. It was the most wonderful thing I've ever put in my mouth.

I was feeling so tired. So sluggish. So pooped. I ate the burger and instantly I was transported back to my happy normal self. So I went and drank wine with Piper for her birthday totally forgetting her birthday present. It was fun.

-Drinking wine is not how I'm going to sleep fitfully. I have been so tired (see all previous posts) that I feel on the brink of hallucinating Hunter S. Thompson style. Good ole fashioned tired sleep doesn't work. Pills don't work. Antihistamines don't work. Alcohol doesn't work. Working in the garden to physical exhaustion doesn't work. What works? Really! I need help here.

-I'd give you everything I got for a little piece of mind.

-Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I want every single pair of shoes on this site. But especially these. Espesically these.

Wow after looking at those I think I just pooped my pants. But in a very fashionable way.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

beyond here lies nothing

I highly doubt that a woman who's been tied up and tortured sympathizes with her attacker. Maybe I just don't see the undertones of true love here. Maybe Nash Edgerton is a dick with no brain. It's a really good song though. Score Bob Dylan 2/1,000,000,000.

I'm stuck stuck stuck

Joanna Newsome Pandora is pretty dark today. Me likey.

Husband and I are going to see Tori in Dallas in July. We decided to make a weekend out of it. I decided to make a swanky weekend out of it. Sure everyone's been to Dallas like a thousand times but when was the last time you went all dressed up in suits and skirts chasing tail down trolley lines and drinking mojitos on rooftops. In Dallas.

Been a longtime, since I had my favorite drink...

So I'm excited about that. And IBS. Well I think I have that under control too. I have completely given up milk (even organic) for Soy and it's not really that bad. I have mostly given up cheese. But I mean, come on. I have also given up beef. But not steak. I just can't give up Husband's amazing steaks. I refuse to eat steak out anymore. It's never as good as Hubs's.

But yeah. So that adjustment is actually not as hard as I thought it would be. And the difference in how I feel is pretty amazing. Oh yeah, and I cut out all the drama too. As much as I can. That's made a pretty big difference too.

And I'm trying to laugh more. Because I'm the funniest person I know!

So that's good. And I have tomato plants sky high. And thimbles worth the milky moon. And well, aside from all my dreams keeping me tired, things are pretty good.

I'm chased by dinosaurs sent by Jake as a practical joke. I have a urostomy that no one will treat. I can no longer drive cars. I watch houses be eaten up by bougainvillea vines.

Monday, June 22, 2009

whenever I want you all I have to do is

Is it possible to dream so vividly that you wake up more tired than when you fell asleep?

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

You must pick a side Will you choose fear Will you choose love

So many weird links!

Childhood Fears is really yikes!

What if David Lynch style:

Dirty Dancing?

I'm off work the next two days. Husband comes home from Denver. I'm ready for a long weekend!

oh my love, it was a funny little thing

It's a sad day when all little girls realize there are no princes, only men.

I love this series: Fallen Princesses by Dina Goldstein.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

how can i resist?

Take it away keyboard cat!

I'm sorry I know I already posted this but it's just too good.

devil with the blue dress blue dress blue dress on

I've been so absent but that's the way it rolls. Mom is back not well. I was diagnosed with IBS. Everyone at work is taking vacation making it extra, well work. All of it's ok but I take my me-time and run with it.

So if you've missed me, I've missed you too. All I have the energy for is checking Fail Blog and working crosswords because crosswords are, afterall, single answer equations, and not balancing my check book. C'est la vie en rose, n'est pas?

Sweet Pee, did you get our tattoo email? Husband and I love you! Also email me your mailing address!

Good news though is my garden is banging! Yeah for getting at least that right!

Friday, June 12, 2009

If I am guilty I will pay

Wow. I totally emailed about the Louis Vuitton bandaids. When I hear back, I'll let you know.

This is totally not surprising. First he's Usher. And like 25. 2nd she's grody and like 55.

Good. This lady gives me the creeps!

David Fincher? Give me a financial crisis break ova here!

The Final Destination trailer in HD

I'll go see this because A: It's Scorsese and B: Leo and Scorsese seem to make a good combo (although Leo still looks like a kid, albeit a kid with crow's feet.)

That's all I got. I'm ready to go home.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Friends Forever!


He still looks SO young!

thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet

This is to promote the new MC Hammer show on A&E, like Gene Simmon's Family Jewels and stuff like that. I'm so gonna watch!

Don't Need Nothing But A Good Time

Take it away keyboard cat!

We had an old-fashioned Wilson date night movie double header last night. Saw Star Trek and The Hangover and both were amazing. Highly entertaining. I'd actually like to see both again, maybe own the dvds.

Monday, June 8, 2009

my fever burns me deeper than I've ever shown

Of course Pandora only starts working the last 40 mins of work. I miss my friends. And the sun. Been so busy.

Got my brother married this weekend. I was exhausted but it looked SO beautiful. I guess it helps to run a film production company. Makes your wedding look right out of the movies. And how.

Hope to have some pictures soon. My sister-in-law looked amazing.

Liz and Piper times after work tomorrow. So excited!

Sunshine days!

Live action Aqua Teen Hunger Force was terrible and not even worth mentioning beyond that.

I will try my hardest to make it to Star Trek tonight. It's not that I don't want to see it, it's just that going to the movies is hard.!

Almost finished The Rules of Attraction. God I love Bret Easton Ellis and I only held out this long because I actually really enjoyed the movie and I didn't want to confuse the two so much. And, ahem, I could actually rather easily translate the french chapter so that made me feel pretty smart.

Hell. I took Latin for fun in high school. Ya know?

Still, if you want more, go to my Twitter. Short one-liners are about all I got in me this week,

Friday, June 5, 2009

only boys that save their pennies make my rainy day

My brother's getting married this weekend!

Husband's brother got married last weekend!

So much family wedding ho-down fun! Yea!

Thursday, June 4, 2009


Crazy busy guy. If you want updates, find me on my Twitter or my FB page. Sorry busy at work. Busy at life.