Burlap Sacks and Pumps

Ok, I admit it. I really like most jam music. But come on, why does the album art always have to be so stupid? Lay off the wacky fonts already!

In other news, this is my new favorite blog. I have to thank Wade for showing me the way. I mean he captures perfectly my own thoughts, and more importantly, feelings.\

And finally, I can neither confirm nor deny that she is Storm from X-Men.

Aidan packed his talent suitcase and boarded the Hollywood train!

Ok then also these two.

The Hills with James Franco and Mila Kunis from James Franco

James Franco Salutes WonderGlen Co-Founder Aidan Weinglas - watch more funny videos

I mean I love milk, the drink

I heart James Franco. So much.

James Franco: Gucci Commercial Outtakes from James Franco

The next one (below) is NSFW (unless you wear headphones).

James Franco's Rejected UCLA Commencement Speech from James Franco

I love a man who can make fun of himself. Isn't that what it's all about?

Watermelon Man

It's a Herbie Hancock kind of day. Perhaps. Maybe more like The Bad Plus.


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I really like this song.

New Rule!

Halloween is neigh. I am dressing as everyone's favorite gal, Bavarian Bar Maid! Pics will be posted later (maybe). We're hitting up Scaraoke, a charity event karaoke/Halloween party. I'm very excited.

I dreamt last night it had snowed. White wilderness all over the place. It was nice.

Also, you want to kill some time with an adorable little robot dude?

Caroline says, as she gets up off the floor,

Oh. I'm sorry. Did you say "SuccuDry?"

Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world's first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained!

Wow. You had me at "make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely"...gag, barf, spew.

Well, I mean, I guess who am I to judge those who have sex with cans? But really. How do you clean it?

Busting makes me feel good!

Oh my gross. Gross. Gag. Gross.

And as far as your weekend goes, I hope this starts it off right. SNL is BACK BABY yEAh! In all seriousness, I whole heartedly dig this skit:

I know what it means to be alone

Ah, get your Led out.

So I have this thing. This like, addiction. My bloodlust can't be sated kind of thing. And although it's always there, lurking in my brain, it's rare that I indulge because, well, you'll see.

So I had some Wendy's chili at lunch today. It made me very happy and resolved my hamburger craving all at the same time. And I remember times when in college, my BFF Bryan and I would go to Wendy's and I would have the amazing taco salad almost every single Sunday after our lit. mag. meetings. And how my friend Ambler taught me the skill to eat Wendy's chili while driving. And that chili was a perfectly fine road trip food. And then when Wendy's changed the taco salad, making it all fanciful, my friends Nan and Sweet Pee came to my aid, held me up when I was so down.

Maybe it was just a college thing? You decide. But I wrote this Ode to Wendy's Chili a while back and it still makes me smile so hard.