Oh. I'm sorry. Did you say "SuccuDry?"
Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world's first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained!
Wow. You had me at "make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely"...gag, barf, spew.
Well, I mean, I guess who am I to judge those who have sex with cans? But really. How do you clean it?
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