Tuesday, October 21, 2008

feeling radical in cotton

Man! Me wanty! This shot of her is totally unflattering but DANGOLA! Would I have looked smokin' hott in this dress last night at the cocktail party we didn't go to!

I know, us, turn down booze?!?! WHA???

In other news, Lord, I know I beg you for a smaller ass, but be satisfied in your good measures, that I will never, EVAR resort to plastic surgery to get it. May I present, freaky Tara Reid ass!!***

***I will not pay for your doctor visits if you go blind, ok? OKAY??!?!

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