walked on down the hall

Genius! Because I've never been dropped off so tipsy I couldn't get the key in the door before pee-peeing my pants on the front stoop and then it froze because it was winter and my roommate had to ask why there was a frozen puddle right in front of the front door. No. Uh-uh. That's never happened to me. But hey! What are the discombobulated years after college for? 

Wha?

In other news, Kristen Wiig is going to be a clown fetishist in a movie soon. Based on this book. Which I am immediately reading:



Who wants to be right as rain?