Simmer down simmer down simmer down now

Oh Man! Me want! WANT WANT WANT!!!!

For those who don't be knowing, we're renovating a house. An old house. That needs EVERYTHING redone apparently. Great because I get everything I want exactly. Bad because, well you know that whole money thing.

So maybe I've convinced a co-worker to help me make it???? 

quiet dog bite hard!

This is SOOOO NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


But it's SOOOO Amazing!

Barrett. Casillas. I just really want you to see this. Not for the flying penis. But because I think if we were together in person, it would be on you tube repeat while we pee-peed ourselves!!

It could be wrong, could be wrong

This is pretty cool. How I would love to be a fly on the wall in old Hollywood.

Other news is happening but you'll have to wait a little longer to get the official scoop.

I'm very excited to hang drywall during my long weekend! What are your plans?

when you say no, she says "why not?"

One of my favorite songs ever. And so sexy to boot.

Spooky Girlfriend. Go ahead. Listen to it. Buy it. Love it.

keep on rockin' in the free world

If you enjoy political debates, you should have been following my Twitter account @sullywilson last night. I live tweeted the Democrat debate for Representative District 2.

I'm no reporter but I enjoyed it tons.  

Now back to my regular rantings and rabies.

and the moon rose over and open field

FAKE SCIENCE!

Because who needs real science? Not me!

walked on down the hall

Genius! Because I've never been dropped off so tipsy I couldn't get the key in the door before pee-peeing my pants on the front stoop and then it froze because it was winter and my roommate had to ask why there was a frozen puddle right in front of the front door. No. Uh-uh. That's never happened to me. But hey! What are the discombobulated years after college for? 

Wha?

In other news, Kristen Wiig is going to be a clown fetishist in a movie soon. Based on this book. Which I am immediately reading:



Who wants to be right as rain?