Pick up your China Dolls

In case you needed a little lift. This is one of my reasons for living today. Enjoy.


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I just love how completely inappropriate and absurd it is. The worth of a non sequitur is? Topeka!

I remember when my family was moving from Dogtown to the BigRock and I was helping my parents clean out their bathroom. I pulled this bottle of half used Safeway mouthwash from waaaaaay back in the back of the cabinet. I asked my mom if they wanted it. She shrugged her shoulders. I asked my dad if he wanted it. He looked at the bottle. Looked at me. Looked at the bottle. "Bear, we haven't had a Safeway in these parts for at least six years."

Dun Dun Dunnnnn!!!!!!!!!!