my friend says we're like the dinosaurs // and here we are, doing ourselves in

We'll make great pets.

So this is amazing. And barf-tastic. And wow. It's FML for Twilight set. I don't really know what that means except I like FML sometimes and I hate Twilight all the time. So.

My favorite is one about how "I asked my boyf to ice his lips before we kissed so it would be like kissing Edward."

Um. Yeah. I like kissing dead guys too?!.